EVENT Announcement

Tonight's Pale & Parts Walking Adventure promises to be an exciting outing for all of us who find ourselves not making it to First Fridays in the summer because of the overly exhausting hordes of hipsters and out-of-towners alike. A new initiative forged by MAP, a local organization striving to bridge the gap between visual artists and auto mechanics, the tours provide the perfect combination of drinking and observation, without all of the pretension surrounding the all-too-familiar (and stale) gallery openings.

For the low price of $50 a person, you can sign up for tonight's tour which offers rides in souped-up vintage GMs & a six-pack of Mickey's hand grenades for each participant. The rides will focus on the famed murals of center city, imagery that brings tourists from abroad to revel in Philadelphia's rich cultural history. The most important stop, however, will be at City Hall - to visit their inaugural exhibition On The Rise celebrating local emerging artists.


  1. Dood, yes to theartblahg.

  2. I am Bevis (or is it Butthead?)

    letz see, fungholepaiges goes caput, and at the same time u go silent, hummm, and u swear up and down Shaun and Dong and Dustie and Austin and and... that yous had nuttin to do with this shithole loser hater badly designed and written snog. HEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Awipe party.

    Not even enough time to lick the toez of your wannabee frenz you gave the freee banner adz to. How shameful and lazy. F U!!!!!!!!!!! What are your artmumz goin do now without your help????

  3. I can't wait to see you out, VR. You have no idea.

  4. Dude, it’s the fucking summer. Even I can’t be bothered with you right now. There are more important things in life than trying to jibe reality with the three ring circus in your head. Go pick up a case of beer, sit on your porch and chill.

  5. Dear Anonloserz,

    So u think work endz starting in May and then doesn't start till when???!!! What a f'n joke u r. Don't u see thatz why u suck, no ambitious, no driver.

    As for the threatening anon, Mr. V will have to take care of himself. If we hear that anything bad happens, anything, we will call the intertoob copz and send em your way. Then u will all be exposed, ha ha. More loser hate talk from the slime under your toilet seatz.

    See ya Shaunwacker, Dusthole, Short on Dong, Awestoned, and your brother Bevis. Oh no, we won't see yous cause we don't tread where loserz tread. Finalpages crew gone out to drink.

    Anon like your coprocraptic artmumz

  6. "So u think work endz starting in May and then doesn't start till when???!!!”

    No, I’m saying lurking in a cave and taking potshots at the world outside isn’t a life. Get one. You’ll be happy you did.

  7. VR-

    Go home to your wife, take in the summer sky, ride to the ocean and smell the brine. Stop at a stand and score some peaches and corn and tomatoes. Listen to the summer rain in the woods. I know that won't happen because you feed on your hatred, not on anything else. Anything you produce is based on that, as well. Too bad, and as I said here a while back, it must really suck to be you.

    So, I'll echo Anon@6:26; I can't WAIT to see you out. Does your self-righteousness make the fact that so many people can't stand you feel better somehow? Does it erase the fact that you are an ass-clown and everyone, or almost everyone, in Philly arts knows it? You are really pathetic, Vincent.

  8. Could we please see 'Jersey Shore: Theartblahg'?


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