On Van Morrison & Anal Sex



Well it's a marvelous night for a moondance
With the stars up above in your eyes

Slippin and a slidin, all along the waterfall with you
The Brown Eyed Girl
You my Brown Eyed Girl
Slim slow slider
Horse you ride white as snow

She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love
She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love

Let your soul and spirit fly into the mystic
And when that fog horn blows I will be coming home
The wild night is calling
The wild night is calling
Come on out and dance
Come on out and make romance....
It's just warm love
It's just warm love
And it's everpresent everywhere
And it's everpresent everywhere
That warm love

You're the Queen of the slipstream
With eyes that shine

The way that young lovers do
Lovers do, lovers do

Do, do, do
And it fills you through and through
Every morning and at the break of day
Did ye get healed?

41 comments:

  1. the last 2 posts have been bery sexist, aren't you worried that the 2 women that come here will be offended? Maybe you don't even realize it, you are pretty f'd up.

    Anon Verboten

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  2. Hello artblahg! Enjoy your stay.

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  3. This post is great and you people are truly hilarious. <3 <3 <3 theartblahg.

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  4. Are you certain the image above isn't Neil Diamond? Cherry, Cherry.

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  5. don't forget "tupelo honey" or "you're my woman"!

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  6. Vincent, why don't you say you are the writer of artblahg? Everyone knows. And why do you bother trying to disguise yourself when you write comments? You are not a skilled writer and we all know who you are.

    I fear the writers of theartblahg will close down shop when Vincent Romaniello tires out or dies due to his head exploding with rage. DON'T STOP, THEARTBLAHG! WE LOVE THEARTBLAHG!

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  7. good question, Anon 8:30. Vincent, why DON'T you announce who you are? You seem to be so proud of what you do. It would also be great if theartblahg could focus on other things, since they are very funny. But until you out yourself, it's important for everyone to keep pointing the finger at you.

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  8. From the pile of sh*t called 'artblahg' springs forth the brilliance of 'theartblahg.'

    Vincent, you are wrong on all counts of who is writing this blahg and who is commenting. I know plenty of people who read and love theartblahg but don't comment and there's commenters who are truly anonymous to me here. It's comforting to know the other anons are floating about here in Philadelphia. Vincent, you're the only one who I know for sure who comments here.

    Vincent Romaniello, you are a bonafide a**hole but one a**hole with a sea of funny and angry Philadelphians drowning him makes for good times. Go Flyers!

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  9. yous circle jeck bevis and butt lickers never get the point cause you are so stupid. therealartblahg doesn't care who you are, u are so f'd up y would we care? u are like the stains on dee toilette seat you leave cause you can't wipe your a-hole properly, just like you can't write a post, make your own art or even make a decent comment.

    but the problem is YOU don't care about your insider frenz who you pump dee azzez of that are on your sidebar.

    we took down some of our sidebar linkz just to be nice to the poor folkz like Dick Torchia and Shaun and some others. guess we will have to put your frenz pages back up and make a few more, it is fun for us yo. BUTT WAIT, maybe thatz what they/you want. Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fart, fart, plop, insert girl squeals here___________________________________

    VincentVincentVincentVincentVincentVincentVincentVincentVincentVincentVincent - who gives a funk.

    Notice that if you type in Dick Torchia in google our page cums up 3rd. too bad you kiddie brainz don't give a shit. He can thank u for dat.

    Anon like Libby and ROberta your art gurus

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  10. "ANON" @ 9:07

    Hey Bud, not sure what your fuckin' problem is. We no longer write posts that point fingers at any specific person or group.

    We provide an open venue for discussion- censorship-free discussion, at that. Shit, we even allow YOU to comment here.

    That said, quit being a chode, Fun Boy.

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  11. guess you are BLIND and stupid.the links will have to go back up, not that you give a crap about your insider frenz. dick is a BIG insider and he will be first up. the hitz on google will be a blow to him although everything said has been true. you even have his banner even though it doesn't work. speaking of bammers, your's look like it was done in the Soviet era by a bad ruszy out of Siberia.

    Anon admin like all 2 of yous.

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  12. Thanks for telling us about the dead link! Its readers like you that keep this site going!

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  13. administrator, you are terrific.

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  14. Vince, what made you so crazy? I'm shocked at what you're really like. The last time I saw you, you seemed to be functioning ok. Guess you had us all fooled. What does Nic think? I can't believe he'd be a part of this, but I had no idea who you really were.

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  15. Vincent, has anyone spoken to your wife lately about getting help for you? Please stop with the threats, yawn. How about if I just forward all of the nice things that artblug writes, along with the "speculation" about who writes it, along to everywhere that you have any vested interest? Wouldn't that be fun? It might take up a few hours of my time but it really sounds like a plan. Let ALL the folks out there make their own decisions on who writes what and just how much they want to be involved with the person who writes this about others: "yous circle jeck bevis and butt lickers never get the point cause you are so stupid. .... u are like the stains on dee toilette seat you leave cause you can't wipe your a-hole properly, just like you can't write a post, make your own art or even make a decent comment.". Wheee! That'll be fun!

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  16. "the links will have to go back up, not that you give a crap about your insider frenz.”

    Translation:

    “Ready, Fire, Aim!"

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  17. "Notice that if you type in Dick Torchia in google our page cums up 3rd. too bad you kiddie brainz don't give a shit. He can thank u for dat.”

    No, he can thank you, artblahg. Why would he thank us? We didn’t “make” you post garbage. You decided to to do that on your own initiative.

    You’re a grown man. Own your shit. Be proud of it :-)

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  18. You are all a f'n joke here, all sick f****ks. Look at the post above butt F'ing, and you think that the comment about Bevis is bad. How stupid are you freakoidz? Everyone was told to respect therealartblahgs anonymity or else there would be consequences. Now everyday, after what Robin Rice, that half brain unethical no talent boring fool did, u all keep up your one note attack and don't expect any push back. How retarded are u? Do we care, no. It is your frenz, many of them that are taking the hitz, rightfully so because they truly are poser and nothing else, and u attack this one artist who according to citypaper said he isn't involved. Do we care about him? He can take care of himself, he's not our problem, we didn't attack him, u did.

    Get a clue right wing haterz. Take responsibility for your actions duh! You are all insider licking establishment loving creepz as far as we are concerned and don't deserve any mercy. We try and be nice and u shit all over it.

    But we have to say, the most enlightening thing we have learned is that every last one of you are down right DUMB.

    Anon - like your doctors of retardation

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  19. "Take responsibility for your actions duh!”

    Right back atcha :-)

    Dick Torchia, Ellie Brown, Beth Heinly, Robin Rice, Sean Baer, Libby and Roberta…your blogs. Not mine, not anybody else’s. You are responsible for the content you post, period. You control the Post button.

    You can’t pin your own product on anybody else. You own what you write. I may be responsible for needling you, but that doesn’t make me culpable when you go blow the head off of an innocent bystander.

    Your blogs. You own them. You control the content. You are not our puppet (at least I don’t think so) so don’t point the finger at us when you do something reprehensible.

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  20. Oh, and what does it say about your own stance on your work when you feel you have to blame someone else for it?

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  21. U never git it. U came out the same time Robin Rice did her hack-et job. U back them up and everybody on your side bar. U are part of the problem. We went after people that went after us. Read the citypaper piece, half the list chimed in there. Nellie opened her big mouth a few places as did the rest. it is not randumb. Do you think they like the fact that because of yous they have become even bugger targets. What is wrong wit you?????????? You are stocking your..., the flames. they are your frenz and we know they know who u are. let dem deal with your sicko azzez.

    From what we can tell the person of you hate attacks has not gone after anyone.

    therealartblahg has a mission and that is to show the uneven playing flied by the establishment a-holes that u back up. U have one mission, to attack a lone unaffiliated artist because he's easy prey.

    U are responsible for this blahg and we are for ours, u are right there, duh. Isn't that what we are saying. if you close this down we will take down the personal sites of your frenz, simple, sí, no? Does that compute in your empty cranholez. What a bunch of utter foolz.

    Anon like your wet nurse

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  22. "From what we can tell the person of you hate attacks has not gone after anyone. “


    You have, though…convenient, that.

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  23. First off, we came out way before the city paper article. Maybe if you researched who you fucked with and when, you might be able to figure it out. Probably not.

    Your site was in response to one thing and we were in response to another (you). Simple enough. You fuck with me, I fuck with you... Harder.

    We have told you, ad infinitum, that we are not anyone that you think we are. You don't listen. We have stopped pointing fingers at a certain person as being the author of artblahg. Also, we never used a real name....ever.

    If you don't like this site, don't come back. We can steal your shine without you.

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  24. >>>>We have stopped pointing fingers at a certain person as being the author of artblahg. Also, we never used a real name....ever.........

    from to-day

    >>>>Vincent R********o, you are a bonafide a**hole but one a**hole with a sea of funny and angry Philadelphians drowning him makes for good times. Go Flyers!<<<<<<

    Your dumbass answer, "I didn't write dat, one of our free thinking commenters did and we can't help dat". DUH.

    U say u have never used a real name, pleeezzzzzzzzzzzz. This has been repeated over and over in the hopes it makes the hit list on the search engines. Remember, u are the retardz not us.

    We don't give a shit who u are, u suck and thatz all we need to know. If you would pay attention u might git better, butt we see no sign of that.

    The links will go back up regrettably but thats the way the game is played yo. We know u don't care, but maybe your FRENZ du.

    Anon like your kindergarten teacher u should have listened to

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  25. "The links will go back up regrettably but thats the way the game is played yo. We know u don't care, but maybe your FRENZ du.”

    Blog away :-) You have no idea how silly and petty that stuff looks from the outside, but if that’s what it takes to get your cock hard, who are we to stand in the way?

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  26. very good, you actually came out and said it. you don't give a shit about your frenz, u are more concerned with revenge for a slight. funny how u speak for everybody. oh yeah, all one of you.

    Anon like yous pussies

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  27. Vincent- Listen up you stupid moron:

    I do not write this blog. I do comment on it and I did comment on the Citypaper article about you ("I won't like it if you use my name"). I will use your name anyplace that I want just because I can. I am the person who posted at 12:01 today and suggested that maybe it would be fun to send all of these links around to places like Old Dominion or Cerulean Arts, or any of the places you mention on Romanblug II or the SAGE blog. Why? Because I think you are a cyber bully, a malicious sissy, and a creep- and that's the best I can say about you. I have nothing to do with any of the people who write comments here or with the writers of this blog. I have nothing to do with Citypaper or the weekly, or any publication, blog or print. I have nothing to do with theartblog ladies, Robin Rice, or Ed Whateverhisname is. I have nothing to do with Pew or any organization that grants money. I don't have anything to do with any gallery whatsoever. You don't have a damn CLUE as to who I am, and I will continue to out and expose you for what you are as often and as best as I can. You don't even know why, you jackass. As long as you continue to spew out shit, I will be there to put your name out in every way I can so that people see you for what you are. You are filthy and it'll be great when your wife decides to run for office again- I'll be happy to send every link I can to her opponents. How's that for being pissed off at you, you asshole? Oh yeah, don't let me neglect to say your name- I have no self-imposed restraints on me like the person/people who write this, so how's that, Mr. Vincent Romaniello? Frankly, you can keep putting that shit out as long as you want because for me, I'll keep throwing it back at you- it's become almost as commonplace as taking out the trash for me. As a matter of fact, I must say, that's quite a good analogy!

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  28. WOW poor wittle anohole,

    Wonder what mr. V did to your sorry ass???!!! We know all the pieces on therealartbloahg, we wrote dem afterall. and we can't remember anything that could upset anyone dat much, ha ha ha ha ha! So he must have got u goot someplace else.

    In fact there have been a very limited number of crits on individual artists or writers, and up until the Robin Rice incident, not one real name was used. Citypaper and Robin Rice started dat up. This blahg admin says they started before dat. That really narrows it down.

    Like we said, we don't care who u are, u are a loser thatz for sure Pussies as we said. Talking about attacking Mrs. V is really sumptin yo. Probably a bad idea but go for it, it's your ass. We don't care.

    We do know you will never stop because this is personal and therealartblahg or Mr. V has hurt your feelings, sob, sob. If it was us we are glad we hit a nerve wit u and we stand behind every word we ever wrote. Hope your real name cums up again real soon.

    if we are so dumb then why r u so mad, and everyone here? We must be smarter than u to stir up so much passion, hee. Get a sense of humor, u take yourself way to serious. U aren't that important and no one cares about you or your career Robin. And we didn't distort that last photo of you in that purple tent, we mean blouse, that was left as is and u know it. Plus we added that nice soft veil.

    Anon - not like you sicko. Bet you voted "R" to-day.

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  29. To make my previous post of 2:40 more clear:

    1. You post these extra attack blogs to get hard.
    2. It makes you look stupid.

    I’m not frenz with any of your hate blog subjects. I just see your posting them as a WIN because they make very clear what you’re about. So yeah, go ahead.

    Others here may feel differently but honestly I think the deeper you dig the hole, the better.

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  30. Anonymous-
    Please do not bring people's family into this discussion.

    Everyone please take a deep breath.

    Free your mind and your ass will follow.

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  31. I think I just pooped my pants.

    Did I do it right?

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  32. Well said, I AM ANON. The pants pooping comment and your previous comment.

    "You are responsible for the content you post, period. You control the Post button.

    You can’t pin your own product on anybody else. You own what you write. I may be responsible for needling you, but that doesn’t make me culpable when you go blow the head off of an innocent bystander."

    It's easy to see how people become so angry. Here's an infantile asshole writing hateful and libelous shit and then blaming everyone under the sun as to why he's writing it. You'll have better luck arguing with a rock than trying to wrangle some logic out of artblahg.

    Quite a way to even the "playing field," artblagh. Attack people who you perceive as having slighted you. Libby and Roberta are real establishment powerhouses with their local artblog information. I see them on the same level as say a Claudia Gould or a Timothy Rub or a Larry Gagosian. And Ellie Brown is establishment city. She's a name right up there with Annie Leibovitz. Same for Annette Monnier. I don't hear you going after Jerry Saltz for his pointing out the sexism in the art world. Instead you go after Annette Monnier as part of the "establishment." You personally attack local writers and artists. Your vendetta has nothing to do with the "establishment."

    Artblagh, you are an idiot. Anyone can see you are not interested in attacking the "establishment," you are attacking people who you're angry at because they are more successful than you or because they disagree with you or because they are women or whatever crazy constructed grievance you've made up.

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  33. theartblahg rulez

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  34. Each one of you is a disgrace and none of you are true artists backing up these foolz. You make us sick. To think that this is where the local scene has gone is so sad. But if you want to turn it into shit, you will have to live with the smell.

    The banner adz here and the list of names you support say everything about you. You have all showed your support of all the wrong people and that's the only good thing that this blahghole has done right. No one with this mindset can do good work and again the proof if clear to anyone with a brain and an eye, two thingz none of you whinny annons have.

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  35. "Anonymous said...

    Each one of you is a disgrace and none of you are true artists backing up these foolz. You make us sick. To think that this is where the local scene has gone is so sad. But if you want to turn it into shit, you will have to live with the smell.

    The banner adz here and the list of names you support say everything about you. You have all showed your support of all the wrong people and that's the only good thing that this blahghole has done right. No one with this mindset can do good work and again the proof if clear to anyone with a brain and an eye, two thingz none of you whinny annons have."

    I'll drink to that!

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  36. An hour in the life of artblahg (condensed):

    1. Wake up.
    2. Google yourself.
    3. Read the blogs.
    4. Find something that remotely, tangentially fits one of your pet themes.
    5. If that something turns out be a square peg, pound it into the round hole anyway.
    6. Google yourself again.
    7. Read theartblahg.
    8. Get pissed and create a new blog on blogspot attacking whoever you decide is really behind theartblahg today.
    9. Post some nasty replies to comments on your own blog.
    10. Post some REALLY nasty comments on this blog.
    11. Threaten to create MORE nasty blogs if this blog doesn’t come down.
    12. Threaten…anybody really. Search for someone to threaten.
    13. If you haven’t used the word “anonhole” yet today, find a way to include it in conversation.
    14. Fat jokes.
    15. Breakfast.

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  37. Dear I AM ANON,

    I love you.

    Love,
    Anon

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  38. Hey!
    I said I loved him (her?) first!

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  39. I love you both too. Oops, I mean me. We’re all the same person, right?

    Also, anybody else having a hard time keeping a straight face while typing into a window with “Anal Sex” in the title bar?

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  40. Until I read this post, I’d always thought anal sex was just really very careful sex by obsessive compulsives.

    “No, right…there.”

    (pause)

    "No, three millimeters to the right.”

    (pause)

    “Almost.”

    (sigh)

    "Let me get a condom and a protractor."

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  41. You never call me any more.

    (pause)

    I still have your slide rule.

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